Friday, December 5, 2014

Are you there, God? It's me, Preggo.

5 weeks to go. F-I-V-E. I just thought, in all my glorious pregnant delusion, that I may be able to escape certain lovely side effects of being said super pregnant. I don’t have to be on my feet all day, I get to work from home so I can even change positions/chairs/etc. Did that in any way, shape or form help me escape the wrath of swollen extremities? Negative.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the cankles have landed.


All I want to do is wear my sneakers in and out of the house all the time, but I can’t bend over to tie them. So I am settling for slip on crappy ballet flats that are ugly and also getting tighter by the day.  Please please please, for all that is fashionable and good in this world, do not make me carry this child for another 5 weeks plus. 

No comments:

Post a Comment