5 weeks to go. F-I-V-E. I just thought, in all my glorious pregnant
delusion, that I may be able to escape certain lovely side effects of being
said super pregnant. I don’t have to be on my feet all day, I get to work from
home so I can even change positions/chairs/etc. Did that in any way, shape or
form help me escape the wrath of swollen extremities? Negative.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the cankles have landed.
All I want to do is wear my sneakers in and out of the house
all the time, but I can’t bend over to tie them. So I am settling for slip on
crappy ballet flats that are ugly and also getting tighter by the day. Please please please, for all that is
fashionable and good in this world, do not make me carry this child for another
5 weeks plus.
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