This naughty mama gave in yesterday to her fast food junk urges and stopped at McDonald's before heading out to see the Tax Man. My food choices in general are a bit odd so it should come to no surprise that when getting a cheeseburger I always open up the top bun and then add a layer of french fries. Close top bun and settle in for some serious deliciousness.
It used to be deliciousness... pre-baby. As I opened the top bun of my guilty pleasure the wafting odor that rushed out that has never bothered me before has now struck a cord. A poop cord. If anyone has ever changed a formula fed baby's diaper guess what it smells like? You guessed it, a McDonald's cheeseburger with the top bun off.
So yeah... the fries were good. I am sure that the birds enjoyed picking the whole cheeseburgers out of the outdoor trash container.
At least my waistline will thank me.
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